Tuesday 8 February 2011

Polysyllables Only

Second offspring demanded any inheritance. Father agreed; prodigal departed, later making towards foreign country. Recklessly, inheritance became whittled away until banknotes began bulging every other persons’ wallet.

Famine ravished foreign country; offspring starving until employed feeding ague-ridden pigswill into porkers. Envy overtook conscience; senses received divine revelation. ‘Even pater’s labourers satisfy themselves nutritionally every weekday!’

Recognised personal floccinaucinihilipilification.

Travelled homeward, anticipating difficult complicated encounter. Father, taking every opportunity, expected return. Seeing prodigal, Father sprinted along towards offspring.

Greetings followed, gifting wayward-issue jacket, jewellery, sandals; also party! Fatted cattle rotisseried.

Father declared ‘Progeny behaved profligatorily; whereabouts became uncertain; vitality even questioned. However, presence among current company demonstrates healthiness! Merry-making until morning!’

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