JQXYZ

having feared this would be nigh-on impossible, it proved to be among the richest veins. 
But yes, I had to look up some of these words

Junior, querulous, quixotic; zips-onto quest jingle-jangle zig-zag zoom-jogging. Quondam xenophile’s [1] journey’s-end: yon jurisdiction-different. Johnny-come-lately’s jeunesse-dorée [2]: jaunts-into X-rated JiveBar – jocose yahoo zaftig [3] Yvonne’s zealous!

Zero, zero zlotys/quids: zonked… Q.E.D. Just jackass.

Quasi-pigsty zoo-tending – juvenile jealously yearned-for quality-lacking yukky Jerusalem-artichokes quota.

Yardstick judgement: quit. Youngster zillion-yards-distant – jolly-Dad jumps (x x x). Jacket, jockeyshorts, jeans, jersey, jodhpurs; Jade/Quartz.

Jollifications: QM-stores-style jack-rabbit, jalapenos, yorkshire-puddings, yoghurt, yolks, Yorkie-bars, quinoa [4], Jaffas, jelly, quiche, jambalaya, zucchini, quaker-oats, quince jamsponge, queen-of-puddings, zabaglione. Quaffing: quantities!

Jongleurs, jig/jitterbug/jive, jugglers, jug-band quartet: xylophone zither-music-jamsession.

Zeitgeist-quips… ‘Young-in-years, quite yesterday’s JohnDoe? Zzzz? Quaint… yet quickened! Joy! Quintessence-jubilation! Yes! Just joking, joi-de-vivre, Jahweh-be-thanked!’

[1] lover of foreign places

[2] young person who enjoys wealth & privilege

[3] full-figured

[4] (keen-wah) ground seeds rich in protein (similar to couscous)

W

Wicked, worrying Wally wondered when William would waft wedges waywardly. When wallet was weighted, Wally went west, wantonly.

Wild, wild women; wine wagons were wasted. When wealth was worn-out, Wally wondered where we wander. Wistfully, wanted waste, when wow! William was wished-for.

When walking, Wally was witnessed, welcomed, waltzed with waistcoat, wore wealthy ‘washer’.

William wondered: ‘Why, Wally was wasting-away, when whoosh! Wonderfully working well!’

V

Valediction; vandalizing; vain venting. Virility – vapid vice-filled vulgar Vaudeville (vestal virgins vamoosed!).

Vagrant’s various verrucose vegetables… Vastly veiled verisimilitude; vacillation. Victor’s vigil (vexed viewing) velocity-voyage.

‘V-neck vest! Veal/venison vindaloo, various vol-au-vents, vermicelli, vino, vodka, vichy-water, vermouth, violins – vivace!’ Verified ‘Valued vitality?; vouchsafed viva, viva viva/VG (vice versa)!’

U

‘Ubiety? Unlikely!’ ululates underfinanced usurper Uri. Ulterior-motivated, ups. Unites usually uncouth urbanites.

Uniquely underweight, universally ultra-hungry until… umpteen unclean ungulates? Ugh! Utterly unappealing!

Unravels, understands, U-turns, ups.

Unbridled, unashamed, unceremonious, unselfish, uncritical. ‘Unbuttoned uniform, utilitarian underfoot upholstery user!’ Unbelieveably unctuous underbelly’s user-friendly, unifying utopian upbeatness.

‘Uri upset unto utmost unconsciousness? Uh-huh. Update: ultimately undead!’

T

Tim turnsover Ted; total take trousered. Tenners thrice tempt top totty thereinto. Taboo tangential tackiness; tattoos. The time troubled; too-tiny turn-overs/toast.

Throughput trashy trough titbits? Then thoughts toward telling Ted; turns turkey. 


Ted travels (tremendously thrilled) to Tim. Tin-ring, tapshoes, topcoat, tandoori turkey… Trestles topped: thick teacakes, toothsome truffles, (trout, tuna, turbot), tomatoes, trifle, tzatziki; teetotallism-trashing, tango-ing.

Testimony: ‘Tim terminated? Tosh! Totally transformed!’ 

S

Second son said ‘So. some sharing settlement, sharpish!’ Swiftly sorted, set sail Subversionvillewards. Soon, squandering savings started. Suddenly spent, silly son’s side-kicks soon scattered.

Severe starvation scoured Subversionia. Seconded (sows slighty smelly), sad son saw sour swill; seemed scheming.

Senses startled, started shedward. Still several strides south, saw Senior scooting. ‘Son/servant sorrow, stuff…’

Sent shawl, sandals, sparkler: slaughtered/spitroasted stable-dweller; sirloin, salad, sauces. ‘Scared son – stiff? sound, secure! Sacred songs skywards!’

R

Ruddy Raymond rails rather rudely; rich Reg responds. Ray rejects, rebels; raves randily, remarkably resoundingly.

Rasher-bearers ruminations? Rather ridiculous. Regret. Realisation; revelation; revival; resolution. Returns.

Reg runs, rewards – ridingboots, ring, raincoat. Restaurant repast: rump, roullard, roly-poly, rissoles, rusk, rhubarb, raspberry ripple; rock-n-roll, reggae, rhumba!

‘Ray rejected, restored; robust. Rejoice!’

P

Prodigal petitioned Pop ‘Pay portions!’ – pocketed.

Passion-pits proved popular; passing. Payout pitiful, pals pushed-off. Provoked, Prodigal preferred pinky-perky porkers’ pod-pudding. 

Pow! Plain prophecy plops psyche-wise. Prepares pleading pre-emptively.

Pater produced pearl-ring, plus pumps. Protein-rich party provided – plump, pink pot-roast, pretzels, panini, pasta, pan-fried potato-cakes, profiteroles… Pa pipes: ‘Popped-clogs; post-mortem proves proper pack-of-lies!’ 

O

Opportunist offspring orders overpayment. Off! Orgy of overspending, outrageously offensive. Overnight outage… occupation outside; Old-Major omnivores.

Onset of ongoing ontology. Oh, organize oral-discourse. Old-man overcome, organizes offer of overcoat, o-shape, Oxfordbrogues, other objects, on-the-house.

‘Once, out! Organic!’

N

‘Nest-egg, now!’ nascent, numerate ne’er-do-well nihilist nomad Number-two-son nagged. Nouveau-riche Nick naturalises: notes ‘n’ nickels; nefarious nauseating narcotics (nose-candy); novel naughty naked nymphet nubiles; neat nectar nonstop.

Nil-nix notable nationwide no-go-area. Now nearing Napoleon’s nosh (nouvelle-cuisine?) – not nutricious!

Nano-secondly neophiliac. Nostalgia…

Nearby nuzzles, ‘Nick needs neckwear, Norfolkjacket, nose-ring!’ News, neighbours – notice nachos, natter, noisette/noodle nourishment.

‘Numbskull Nick nearly non-compos-mentis, nullified; new nipper notwithstanding! Nice!’

M

‘Money!’ moaned Mikey. Minted, made miles Merrimentville. Menthe-filled, moral-missing moments; moolah melts.

Munch mush? Maybe…

Mind-illumining marvel makes Mikey meander. Mellow mood; miserable. Man makes moccasins, many more. Mouthwatering, massive meaty medallions; mozzarella mushrooms; marsala mash; monstrous melons; munchy marshmallows; mocha muffins; mandarins.

‘My Mikey might’ve mouldered… made marvelously mine!’

L

‘Loadsamoney!’ laughed Lawrence. Loot largess; legged. Lavished £’s lustfully; looming luckless-like.

Lardies lunch looked lovely…

Lights! Limped lachrymose; loved, looked-for! Loaded: loafers; lederhosen; lots. Luscious lardons.

‘Longed-for Larry? Living!’

K

yes, I had to look up some of these, but I think they’re all reasonably well-used words 

(with ten exceptions…)

KJV Kerygma [1]. King’s-ransom-keen kid. Kin’s Krona/ Kopecks… Karaoke Kasbah – kid knew Karen’s karma-sutra. Kamikaze-ly knocking-back kir-kif-‘n’-khat [2] – kismet!

Krugerrands/kilocalories/kith: kaput. Kwashiokor; ketosis: kerfuffle – keeled-over-on-khyber… Kudos kayo’ed. Kinked knee-jerk katzenjammer [3] kicks-in; kibbutz-kennel – keloid [4] kelp? Kerplunk! Kinetic katabasis [5].

Kilometers-distant – kittle [6] kindhearted kindred-feeling kitsch kisses...

Kit: Kaftan; Karat-rich knickknack keepsake; kilt. Kitchen-produced kosher kashmir kelt’n’kerry [7], khaki kasha [8],  knackwurst-n-ketchup, kale, kiln-fired kangaroo kidneys, kingprawn, kippers, knickerbocker-glories, Kedgeree, krill,  kumquat-kiwi-keylimepie, kebab: kefir [10],  kirsch. Kazoo-music!

Keynote: ‘Knavish klutz-kin killed? Knell? Knife-edge… King-of-Heaven-be-praised!’

  

[1] Proclamation of Christ’s teachings 

[2] kir: cassis/wine drink • kif: marijuana • khat: hallucinogenic leaf

[3] confusion 

[4] scar tissue 

[5] tactical retreat 

[6] awkward 

[7] cattle & young salmon (an early version of surf ‘n’ turf) 

[8] buckwheat porrage (similar to couscous) 

[9] tiny shrimp 

[10] creamy, fermented drink

I

Inheritance ill-gotten (indupitably), independent irritating ingrate itinerant Isaiah ignobly imparts it, intentionally, impishly.

International, internal illness. Inkling, illumination! Inducement!

‘I’ll implore, inquire, ingratiate, interlope, indelicately…’ 

Impressive isodiametric [1] ingot-insignia issued. Impassioned interlocution. Ignite, incinerate immaculate, immature impala, inter-alia.

‘I‘m inclined Isaiah-ward! Irremeable?[2] Irredeemable? Irony: isn’t indestructable, incurable, immutable; is intra-mural!’

[1] having diameters of equal length (i.e. round)

[2] not allowing any possibility of return
NB JQXYZ will appear after W

H

Homily: Hopeful Harry hassles Henry. Huge handfuls! Has homogenous hombres, hash, harlots, harveywallbangers, hooch.

Hellish happening hinders. His hours, hoping, hoping he has ham’s hamper. Hiatus… Habitat: homely hireling?

Hobo hoves-to hacienda. Henry hurries: hug, halter-top, hug, hiking-boots, hug, hoop-o’-gold, hug.

Hot hamburgers, (hollandaise-sauce), hash-browns, holiday, hokey-cokey!

‘He’d had homicide; hoisted homewards. Hallelujah!’

G

‘Good grief, give!’ groaned Gregory, graspingly. Greenbacks gotten, Gregory galloped gleefully. Gone! Gregarious girls guzzled greedily.

Greg grew glum. Grunters goodies grim; gloriously gathered guilt/grace.

Got gold, galoshes, gymslip, gaiters; greeting, grand grill. Great greengrocery, golden graylings, greasy gobbet-gorging. 

Guileless generator grinned ‘Grave? God-raised!’

F

Father farmer furnished feckless Freddie: four fortune-fractions. Freddie fled foreignwards; frittered funds – food, friends, forty fanciable full-frontal females frolicked.

Fierce famine followed; Freddie fed foul, filthy fauna; fancied feeding face. Fought frantic feelings, fearing father’s feasable fuming ferocious fit. Floated farmwards; Father, focused forward. Freddie fell flat facedown.

Father favoured, forgave, fetched finger-ring, footware, flame-fried fatstock (fleshy farmyard four-footer) for feasting. Fizz, falafal, frankfurters, fruit, fondant fancies.

‘Forthtell: feared fatal; fantastically foreknowledge-filled faithful Father!’

E

Egged eagerly, elder enabled Edward’s egress. Excessive entertainment ensued; Escudos eviscerated.

Everyone empty, even Edward; envied eaters’ elevenses. Exercised emotions, Edward enters…

Elder engages; espadrilles, embroidery, encircling eternity emerald-encrusted endowment. Escalope event…

‘Ed exited; eventually energised!’

D

Demanding dosh, dysfunctional Derek disappears Dissi-pationville-wards.
    

Dances, dames, drunkenness, disposes dollars dramatically. Downturn denies demograph.

    

Didactic distraction! Decides differently.
    

Dad dresses Derek, distresses Daisy. Dhansak, devilled duck, dabs, dates, damsons; dancing.

‘Dead? Disbelieve!’

C

Cowman Cuthbert called cleverly ‘Clanhead, count cash.’
 

‘Course,’ commented Crusty. Completely coining-it, Cuthbert covered course Corruption City-wards.
 

Culpable criminal! 

 

Conspicuous consumption complete, countrywide crust-craving. Cuthbert cowered closely: corkscrew-tailed creatures, coveting comestibles.
 

Cranial change came; course correction centrally considered. Crusty commands cygnet-ring, clogs, coat; cooks cow, covers Cuthbert cuddlingly.
 

Celebration!
    

‘Considered corpse; completely cured!’