Right-wing politics

It seemed sound to begin with, but the
manager unwisely invested fully one third
of his considerable wealth in an unstable,
youthful, unruly fool, crippling both his
cash flow and personal pension scheme.

The idiotic whippersnapper took his share
and (with scant regard for a mature way of
making considerations), redistributed it
among the working classes. He failed to buy
stocks and shares, or to salt any capital away as
a nest egg to insure himself against disaster,
accident, fire, flood or… famine! When his
financial resources had dwindled towards
bankruptcy, the scallywag started arranging
a personal overdraft and a career change.

He secured employment in the agricultural
sector, and had an internal battle. He made a
decision to return to his home to try to seek a
post within the family.

But as he approached, his father (who seemed
to have forgotten how the young shaver had
robbed him) ran and greeted him with clothing,
food and a gift that re-established the boy on
the gold standard.

‘The jolly offspring was financially embarrassed,
but now he’s liquid again.’