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Post Applied For: Farm Labourer, general duties
Name: Younger Son Certainman
DoB: 2nd Year of Herod Antipas
Current Address: Celebration Farm (formerly known as Tedium Farm), Quietsville, Israel
Education: • 7th-14th HA Homeschooled by parents.
Employment: • 15th-22nd HA Raised to work in the family business. Gained experience as a labourer and general worker around the farm, with special responsibility for hayricks and cereal crops. Reason for leaving: Became independently wealthy. • 22nd HA Several months rest and relaxation, during which time I was developing relational and financial experience. This came to an end due to wildness; coincided with local famine conditions. • 23rd HA Temporary post with DoubleUnderlined Porkers Ltd, Lower Dissipationsville. Responsibilities focused on tending pigs; including nutrition and husbandry of same. Reason for leaving: came to senses.
Supporting statement: I want to work on the farm again. I realize I am no longer worthy to be called your son. I was starving, having wasted the inheritance you so generously gave to me, yet your hired men eat well. God spoke to me in the sty and I have returned. I beg your mercy.
Anticipated salary: Thank you for the coat, sandals and the ring. But daily meals will suffice. Thank you for the roast beef dinner on day one.
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