Wednesday 7 December 2011

Threnodials


using only the 11 most-used letters in the alphabet: A D E H I L N O R S & T

Intro: the dad’s stash raided, his son sailed north.

Soon he’s lathered and trashed at the hotel.

Ladies/Harlots: Anne, Delia, Enid, Hannah, Iris, Leanne, Nadine, Odette, Rhiannon, Stella and Tina.

No dosh… short rations… all are lots thinner: hostile ordeals.

Lardiest snorters near drains. All hail senses as son realises details: hired hands are diners. I’ll arise and tell Dad ‘Laird: I - not a son…’ So he trailed.

He’s still distant as Dad ran (honest!) o’er the lea. Shoes, hold, dhoti, hold, O on hand…

Ale, Deli, Ethanol, Hot-roasted Israeli-rare Loin ‘N’ Onions, Radishes, Sardines on Toast.

‘Son died; air inhaler! Son lost; retains, on throne! Holiest Lord is not denied!’

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