where it all began: sweets & chocolate
commonly available in the UK
Once upon a time, a farmer had two sons. One of them was a Smartie and good looking, with Curly Wurly hai (with Highlights), although he was slightly Flakey, and turned out to be a little bit Twisted.
He said to his dad ‘You know what I’m after?’ His volume dropped to a Wispa ‘Gold! I’d like to talk to you about that Topic. I feel my life could do with a Boost, so give me my inheritance and let me take some Time Out.’
His dad tried to Fudge. ‘You want a share of my money?’
‘Yes, Pa,’ replied the son, ‘and some of Mars.’
Eventually the father agreed, which was what the Italians might call Kinder Bueno, and handed over all his Bounty. The son did up his Buttons, put on his Snickers, left the farm and went off to spend his dad’s fortune. He took a Picnic and walked, not waiting for a Green & Black’s Double Decker.
It wasn’t long before he found himself in a large city, in a large Echoing shopping Mall, known as Quality Street, where some people mocked and made fun of the shops. They were known as Malteasers. The farmer’s son also visited a night club where they played music by M&M and there were Minstrels playing Tunes while customers played Skittles. There were also female dancers known as the Turkish Delights, who had tummys that could Ripple. It was Treat to see them, and the son enjoyed all these Revels, and soon his Gold Coins were spent.
His friends were gone and so was his livelihood. The weather turned cold and he saw a Snowflake. For a while he was a Drifter, and he finished up on a pig farm. It was run by a moaning, complaining old woman who had no teeth, and she was known as Wine Gums. The boy had to Lion the ground to sleep, perchance to Dream, making his pillow from leafy branches with not too many Twix.
He was peckish and got the Munchies and ended up longing to Chomp on the pig’s food, which was Crunchie, but obviously he had to Chewitt.
He looked up at the Milky Way and the Planets and the Galaxies beyond, and he came to his Senses and repented of his sin.
When he got home, Believe it or not, his father forgave him, welcomed him and gave him a new pair of Snickers [1]. He decided to have a Celebration, but his older brother was a right Wotsit.
[1] Snickers Duo
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