each vowel replaced with another; consider Officer Crabtree from ‘Allo ‘Allo
Tha sun iskod far has unhorutence, und teak at ta Dusso-potean Coty. Thiru ha spunt at ill in wiman, gumblong, fani donung ind wald leveng.
Anci ot wis ull gine, e fimuna strack. Thu buy faend wirk tandong pegs, und lungid ta aet tha faid thi pogs eta. Hu comi ta hes sansis. ‘My fothir’s hurad man out will; A shull iresa und gi ti my futhar ind soy E im nu langir warthy ta bi cullid year sun; miku ma is eni uf yaor lubearors.’
Sa hi ritornad. Bat whuli ha wos stoll i leng wiy eff, hes fithar sow ham, und run ti grait hem. Ha govi hum i hag ind u kuss, e ceit, u pour if sindels end u rang.
Tha futhar urdorid thet thi futtid celf ba sleaghtirad, ind throw i perty, unvotung has noaghbears. ‘My sin wis lust, bet new ho as faond ; hi wus died, bit nuw hi’s oleve !’
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