Dog-Latin

Puer spectat pater. ‘Digitalis mespondulix, Padris et nunc dimittis [1].’ Exeunt.

       

Prodigali amor distaffi (Sabinii) – venatus, vino. Nationalis consumabiles nix est.

       

Jamb mange; puer covet. Deciduo residus: ‘Raisant et Peternum returno. Proletarium offerandus.’

       

Distancicus midstrum, Pater spectat puer (nix fenestra) et hurrium. Donatum coat, ringus, sandellum et obesii-cow slaughtero-rosti-slicico.

         

Pater dix ‘Progenicum mort — vivatum!’

[1] couldn’t resist this reference to the Anglican evensong anthem which begins ‘Lord, now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace.’ Strictly, ‘dismiss me now’