Official letter

 Sue, Sue, Grabbit & Runn

Commissioners for Oaths

Lincoln’s Inn Chambers

Wednesday, 10th Elul, Tiberius 15

Dear Sir,

Further to my correspondence of the 14th ultimo I respectfully hereby present you with you the facts of the matter for your immediate attention.

1    My client requested his inheritance share on the 

twenty-third day of Ethanim in the twelfth year of 

Tiberius. My client’s father granted this request 

within a short timeframe. My client left Farmer 

Smallholdings (Inc) – hereinafter referred to as FSI – 

and went to a foreign land.

2    My client spent all monies hereunto forthcoming 

and registered himself bankrupt within a few months 

of (1). National famine began soon after (by no fault 

of my client).

3    My client became a full-time employee of Rasher 

Flasher Ltd (Dan Ishbacon, proprietor) for a short 

spell. He was observed briefly longing for diseased

vegetable items not fit for human consumption.

4    My client fully admits that he left the employ of

Rasher Flasher Ltd somewhat precipitously. He 

further admits liability for breaking his contract of 

employment and failing to give sufficient notice to 

quit and asks for this offence to be taken into 

account. He commented at the time that he had ‘come 

to his senses’ and wished to return to FSI in a servant 

capacity.

5    As my client approached the premises of FSI, his 

father greeted him without the threshold. My client 

received the following items as payment in kind 

(these are not disputed):

· ring – gold small family member for the use of

·  coat - warm waterproof

· shoes – 2 (two) in number

· celebratory gathering including village-dwelling guests and consumption of roasted beef

6    My client’s contractual offer to become a servant 

was verbally rejected by the father with the phrase 

‘My son was dead but now he is alive!’

We hereby claim that his sonship is thus re-established and dispute your contention that he can expect no additional payment in respect to inheritance upon the subsequent death of his father. Furthermore we claim that his restoration is complete and it would appear that my client’s father has cancelled any indebtedness on my client’s part and re-established him.

We fully expect to be in communication with my client’s father to invite him to renew his will and make freshly explicit within said document that this is indeed his intention so that upon the event of his decease there will be no disputing in this matter. We look forward to your reply at your earliest convenience (by return preferred).

Meanwhile I remain sir your obedient servant,

 Solly Citor

Barrister at Law - Lincoln’s Inn                  /ends