Keyboard: alternating hands

one of qwerty/asdfg/zxcvb alternates with one of uiop/hjkl/nm

‘Dismantlement of my land?’ Endowment o’ boy (name Len). Dosh spent.

       

Work with toxic pens-pals; suspensorial – authenticity! Pa kept ’is own visual vigil.

       

Len: ‘A – make me j... an hand?’

       

‘I shan’t, son! Ale! Cow!’

       

‘O, sick? Ah, leptothricosis [1] or leucocytozoans [2]? Nah!’



[1] Obsolete term for a pulmonary abscess or blood poisoning caused by same
[2] A form of bird-flu