Secondary-inheriting son promotes opportunity for generosity from institution-bound relative. Finds independence, and redistributes wealth among barmen, dancers, bouncers and chancers.
Latterly, when financially under-resourced, govern-mental national planning shortfall combined with unforeseeable arable development deficiencies (meteoro-logically-induced, perhaps) cause widespread rampant and nutritionally-imbalanced weight loss.
Takes up human resource post with crackling potential, wishes for alternative ownership of non-meat option.
Internal cranial illumination resulted in consideration. ‘Self-effacingly re-entering my previous domicile may bring about improvement of all my prospects in the realm of health and safety,’ he thought. I shall attempt to raise myself to my feet, using carefully rehearsed techniques of leverage, guaranteed not to occasion strain to my back or to involve unhelpful twisting or jerking elements; cf the government-issued leaflet 106SSTBO Minimising Risk when Standing Up.
Using only renewable-fuel transport facilities, he travels; yet he is interrupted by overt and unexpected paternal expressions of familiarity, including gross intrusions of personal space, along with finger-friendly endowment, surprise jacketisation and unnotified shodding.
Non-vegetarian meal provided. ‘Being gender non-specific, this offspring potentially lacked vitality, but now is mordancy-challenged.’
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